I’ll rake all of your leaves for $500, and I’ll use a special fine tooth rake to keep from damaging your lawn. Then I’ll transport them off your lawn with a deluxe wheelbarrow. And I’ll carefully rearrange each blade of grass to make it the best looking in town. If you add $3000, I won’t rake anyone else’s lawn.

I’ve always wondered what goes on during “staff training”

The first DML (Day in My Life) Time Travel strip.